“I’ve done well in my career,” says the dude trying to pick up a chick in our hostel.
Dude, you’re staying in a hostel. You’re not fooling anyone with your tales of great wealth, amassed because you “work harder than anyone [you] know” and never take vacations. It is 11pm on a Thursday. You’re hanging out in the common room of a dubiously clean one star budget accommodation. Clearly, you’re taking a vacation. Unless you’re a professional chatter-up of chicks. In which case, in my (granted, not very experienced) opinion, you’re fantastically bad at it.
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